Funniest Dad Jokes
🙂 Funny Bone TV is your ultimate destination for the best dad jokes on the internet! Whether you’re looking to impress your friends, lighten up a family gathering, or just enjoy some good, clean fun, we’ve got you covered.
At Funny Bone TV, we believe in the power of a good laugh. Our collection of dad jokes is guaranteed to make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even roll your eyes. From classic puns to clever one-liners, there’s something here for everyone.
The Best Dad Jokes
- I just gave my too-weak notice at the gym.
- I used to run a dating service for chickens but I was struggling to make hens meet.
- Spring is here and I got so excited I wet my plants.
- I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting” so we stopped playing chess.
- When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar.
- Where do young trees learn math? Elementree school.
- I spent a lot of time, money, and effort child-proofing my house… but the kids still got in.
- The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
- I know a lot of jokes about retired people but none of them work.
- Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
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