Mom Jokes

Enjoy a laugh with our collection of 15 hilarious Mom Jokes! From witty one-liners to relatable humor, these jokes are perfect for brightening your day and celebrating the fun side of motherhood.

Why don’t moms ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when you’ve got eyes in the back of your head!

Mom: “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it!”
Kid: “Sure, but you’ll have to clean up after me!”

Why did the mom bring a ladder to the grocery store?
She heard prices were going up!

What’s a mom’s favorite type of music?
Heavy cleanin’.

Why did the mom go to school with a ruler?
She wanted to measure up to all the other cool moms!

Why do moms tell so many bad jokes?
Because the delivery room is where it all started.

What’s a mom’s favorite exercise?
Running after kids and jumping to conclusions!

Kid: “Mom, can I have a snack?”
Mom: “Sure, I’ve got some invisible cookies and imaginary milk in the fridge.”

What do you call a mom who fixes everything?
Mom-bulance.

Why do moms love the calendar?
Because it’s full of dates they won’t have time for!

Mom: “I’m not sleeping, I’m just resting my eyes.”
Kid: “Sure, and I’m not playing video games; I’m practicing hand-eye coordination!”

What’s a mom’s favorite kind of math?
Adding up all the times she’s been right.

Why do moms love their phones so much?
Because they finally have something that listens to them.

Kid: “Mom, I’m bored.”
Mom: “Hi, Bored. I’m Mom!”

Why do moms make the best comedians?
Because they always know how to crack you up, even while cracking eggs!